Dream Journal 8/2/17 | Powers

I woke up, and learned that I had superpowers. I don’t know how I knew, I just did. I had powers. All the powers. Every. Single. Power.

I sat there in bed, staring at my hands, then I closed my eyes, and teleported to a large, fancy building, with marble walls and floors. There was no one in the building, but the lights were on, and I somehow knew I was in a bank. I walked over to a nearby computer, placed my hand on the screen, took out my phone, and watched as millions of dollars were electronically funneled into my bank account.

I teleported back home, and got back into bed. I closed my eyes, and imagined my ideal body. Slowly, my body began changing. My waist got smaller, my fat and cellulite melted away, my boobs got a little perkier, my skin got clearer, my hair grew longer and thicker, my teeth straightened out, and every blemish on my body disappeared. I put my hand over my heart, and they started to glow. I was healing myself from the inside out, and all of my problems were fixed. I laughed and took off my glasses, suddenly with perfect vision.

I looked over at Kyle, still fast asleep, and did the exact same thing to him, changing him inside and out.

I got up, and walked out to the living room. I grabbed some envelopes, and started filling them with thousands of dollars in cash, which was just materializing out of thin air. I didn’t write my name or address on them, and addressed them to Kyle’s sisters, his mom, and my mom, then put them in the mailbox outside.

I closed my eyes, and suddenly, I was in a Maurice’s store. I spent hours trying on clothes, and modeling in the mirrors, marvelling in all of the clothes that I could not fit into, or afford to buy, before that morning. I picked out a dozen different outfits, paid for them, and ducked into the bathroom so that I could blink myself back home.

By the time I got home, Kyle was awake, and was staring at himself in the mirror with disbelief. He took one look at me, and started frantically asking me what was going on. I just laughed, and told him that I woke up with a whole slew of powers, and that I made us our ideal selves. He just laughed and asked if I could get him some breakfast, so I made him biscuits and gravy, and a giant steak (yeah, super normal breakfast, right?) right out of thin air.

While he ate, I sent enough money to our landlord to cover the rest of our lease in rent, and started looking for a new house for us…

And then I woke up.


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Super Jan

I am an exceedingly average, 20-something female. Very opinionated, and slightly vulgar. I am a retired World of Warcraft player and podcaster, a Netflix binge-watcher, a YouTube addict, and stay-at-home mom to a tiny future superhero.

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