Dream Journal 6/2/18 | An Ariana Christmas

I was in a large, fancy dining room, sitting across the table from Ariana Grande, circa her red-headed days on Victorious. There was another young woman there with us, and we were talking about making a huge Christmas dinner for Ariana’s entire family. Ariana told me that I was in charge of doing all the decorations, but that I had to change my clothes, because I was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, and she said it wasn’t formal enough. She told me to go upstairs, and look through her clothes, to find something to wear. I asked her if she was joking, because I was literally ten times bigger than her, but she just glared at me.

I went upstairs, and found her room, and just stared at the clothes in her closet, completely clueless as to what I was going to do. I gave up, and went back downstairs, where about 100 people were already waiting. The other woman we had been planning with started yelling at me from across the room to hurry up and put decorations up, but at the same time, Ariana yelled at me to take my outfit off, and put something else on.

So, I took off all of my clothes in the middle of a crowd of 100 people, and started putting up decorations. Completely naked.

No one seemed to notice.

I was hanging garland from the ceiling, when this woman came up to me, and asked me if they were going to be serving hot dogs and hamburgers, and I told her probably not, because this was a formal event, and she then asked me why I was naked if it was a formal event. I started freaking out, remembering that I was completely naked, and tried to pull my clothes back on.

I snuck into the kitchen, only half dressed, and a little boy started throwing food at me, because there were no hot dogs or hamburgers, and I started yelling back at him. We just stood there, screaming at each other in the middle of the kitchen.

Ariana walked by with a group of people, and told me that there were paparazzi trying to get into the house, and I needed to barricade a really big window in the dining room to keep them out, and then I could open a present.

I got stupidly excited about opening a present, and finished getting dressed, so that I could board up the window. I was walking down a long hallway, trying to find something to use…

And then, I woke up.


Author: Super Jan

I'm just an introvert, trying to find where I fit in the world. Opinionated, slightly vulgar, and prone to crippling social anxiety. I am a casual gamer, retired podcaster, wannabe voice actor, newbie freelancer, Netflix binge-watcher, YouTube addict, and a mom just trying my best.

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